Monica is…in awe of this doughnut.

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The other day after our Farmer Boys binge fest, we couldn’t just end it there. As if we hadn’t consumed enough calories that night, we decided to top off our gorging with a trip to Krispy Creme. I’m seriously not a “sweets” person, but every now & then I have an unexplained craving for these trashy doughnuts. I guess it’s the fact you can commit a drive-by in the middle of the night & not have to get out of the car to order the doughnut above. (the cheesecake doughnut filled with mysterious magical goo!) By the way when I bit into that, I felt my lungs fill with cheese almost immediately. Delicious. A moment of innocent bliss. I don’t think I ever want to know what the nutritional facts are to this thing.

Monica is excited…for next tuesday!

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Guess who’s gonna breathe some Rudd/Segel air? Yep, it’s me. Thanks to my dear friend who woke up at the crack of dawn to win tickets from Kroq, we get to go to the world premier of I Love You Man. St Patty’s day isn’t just gonna be ducking drunks & skanks dressed in short green outfits, It’s gonna be fun! Pics from the night coming soon!

UPDATE…

Super fun, great light hearted movie, Paul was adorable…loved the night.

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Monica is…hanging out with the oldies.

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By no means is this place the premier place for fine dining, but Coco’s is rather delicious for a few dollars & a couple of laughs. It the Ivy of geriatrics. I truly think its the place, where if your old (other than your local mall at wee morning hours) it’s the place to be seen. At peek hours, you can catch the oldies being wheeled in by the local retirement homes. The decor is Florida-retirement circa 1979, & the service is really fucking awful, but its a place where you can get a pancake filled with bacon-bits inside or see an old person eating with a breathing tank. Coco’s keeps it real. Its a parallel universe if your young. My best chum & I, love to go there because that’s where we see our lives flash before eyes over a plate of cream of broccoli soup. Need a moment of clarity & a slice of cream pie, that’s your place.

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Monica is…sick of these flyers on my car!

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If you live in the ghetto, advertising is done in the way of these damn little pieces of paper! Ahhh! Almost everday I will come out of my apartment & find one of these little prizes wedged into my door. Insurance, rug cleaning, ehh I don’t even know anymore. It’s hard to keep track. I could probably start collecting these like trading cards. I wish I could catch these guys & scream off the top of my lungs “No Mas cards!” Perhaps I will counteract this by putting my own flyer saying this. Arrrg!

Monica is…amazed Barnum cookies still exist.

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I had this as a quick snack earlier & was deliciously satisfied. I saw these at the market the other day & forgot about them since grade school. They still come in a nifty box with rope so that you may look completly riduculous carrying them around other grownups at your local Starbucks. I admit I was a little embarrassed at first to unleash the box, but felt better after receiving 5 or 6 comments about how much they forgot about them too & wanted to buy some. Rite-aid next door may have sold out that day.