Monica is…apparently a senior citizen.

aarp

The fine folks at AARP sent me this in the mail the other day. I guess it’s kinda “cool” they want me to be apart of their club of senior food discounts, newsletters about bone density loss, & intimacy in your later-life. Shudder. How & why did they send this to me? Anyways, just in case your interested, hit up their web page (http://www.aarp.org/) Shit, I’m beginning to think they infiltrated my info through my frequent visits to Coco’s.