Monica is…ready for March movies.

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I can’t wait to see a new batch of movies, but really I wanna see the ones that will never get an oscar nod. My light hearted poop humor, teenager, period movies set in the 80’s! Can’t wait!

  1. Miss March              March 13
  2. I love you Man         March 20
  3. Adventureland         March 27

Monica is…in love with her new diary.

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I have been obsessing about this little journal ever since I saw it at Skylight Books in Los Feliz. Its really an ingeneous way to write about your life in 5 years, using a wise ass sentence. Each day is grouped with just a few sentences to re-tell the day. I guess its the “twitter” of journals. On a side note, for some reason feel meh about twitter. Its an empty facebook. The truth is the point of these websites is primarily to snoop through your friends/potential friends lives. Its an open medicine cabinet to how great or lame somebody is & quite frankly one updated sentence isn’t enough for my curious eye throughout the day. I need substantial alerts about somebody giving each other a damn “gift” or a stupid update on an event half of these people will not attend. I still have a myspace account, but its like the ugly, middle sister. Bells & whistles that take forever to load with fucking stupid profile songs that I often get embarrassed about when they begin playing. ugg. Maybe this journal was a soft cry to the olden days of writing on paper. —-sigh. Please buy this for yourself or give it as a gift. Its the easiest journal you’ll actually finish.

Monica is…pissed the snuggie is a piece of felt.

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FYI, don’t go on wondering what the Snuggie must feel like against your skin. Its literally a robe made of felt, worn backwards. It was a gag gift for somebody, had a good laugh, but it’s such a rip off for some poor sap waiting to get this shit for a lonely Friday night or knitting as the box implies. Don’t let yourself get sucked in. Although maybe I will just use it as a ShamWow.

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Monica is…still trying to give United States of Tara a chance.

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Before I hit work again, I decided to free up some DVR space & watch some shows that popped up. Diablo Cody is this unconventional cinderella story, of an undercover stripper turned screenwriter/journalist/oscar winner & now Steven Spielberg wingman with a new sitcom on Showtime. Granted Juno, gave her an Oscar & seeing that I thought the movie was somewhat charming because of Ellen Page & Michael Cera. I really tried to give this chick some props for accomplishing such a fluke rise. I say this only because I was genuinely excited when she won the oscar. She was this rocker-ish looking gal in a leopard dress, essentially out of place amongst all these hollywood-types. So, now this new show comes out, United States Of Tara & I’m excited to continue hearing the sarcastic blurbs & silly references that made me get excited for a hamburger phone. Yet, as I watch the first episode it’s an immediate snore fest. Nothing remarkable memorable or catchy. Nothing to quote the next day. Just bland mcblandness. Crap, crap, crap. I say to myself, “ehh, it will be better the next time”, except it really doesn’t. The characters are all cast wrong. For some odd reason, they leave me blindsided like a restaurant with good food, but with shitty service. I told myself I was done, yet I still ear-hustle the show when my boyfriend watches it, waiting for that one brilliant line to snap me up from the computer screen. Utter disappointment. Oh well, I will still non-watch to this show in hopes of hearing “foodbaby” or “homeskillet”. Ugg, Diablo don’t let me down.

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Monica is…watching The Soup.

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Joel McHale makes me blush.  Every time I watch The Soup, my heart feels fluttery. He manages to look adorable even when berating idiotic celebrities & 15 second wannabes. His suits are tailored & can still make a skinny tie look fashionable, even after the emo kids destroyed the trend long ago. The Soup, my favorite live action pop culture blog.