Monica is…cursed with the neighbor from hell.

maybe I will leave this in her mailbox

Maybe I will leave this in her mailbox.

It’s been a few months since I’ve moved into this apartment & if you’ve been on this blog you know about my surrounding neighbors. They are horrible. I hate having to deal with the motel that inhabits the worst of the worst of humans, The house next door with the stupid barking dogs that don’t stop…ever. Finally the stupid assface that lives above my poor friend, adjacent from me. She is fucking crazy. She would be the reason nobody should do drugs. She no longer works & has various strange men venture in and out from her porch that supply her items from the outside world. She is frail, skinny, & has been doing drugs for a looooong ass time. She could have had a starring role in the movie Spun. She makes so much noise that it annoys the fuck out of my friend & I. I have asked to be quiet but because she is so high, she won’t remember. She is stupid for putting trash in the recycling bin. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. Why do these people exist to make people like me miserable? I wish that I could move away but I simply don’t have the funds to leave. Uggg. Do you have a story to tell about a neighbor from hell? Let’s just vent together….

she isn't being "eco"

She isn't being "eco". I hate her.

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Monica is…feeling REALLY bad for Jack McCollough.


Jebus! I return from San Francisco & in one week hell freezes over. Swine flu? Dom Deluise dies? Tila Tequila dating Ray J? “Jack Bauer” Kiefer headbutts designer, Jack McCollough AKA Mr. Proenza Schouler for “allegedly” knocking down Brooke Shields. Shit, what the hell? I’m pretty sure he “accidently” bumped her down, it was a friggin’ afterparty for the Met’s Costume Gala. Headbutts are the new black, you know…