Jebus! I return from San Francisco & in one week hell freezes over. Swine flu? Dom Deluise dies? Tila Tequila dating Ray J? “Jack Bauer” Kiefer headbutts designer, Jack McCollough AKA Mr. Proenza Schouler for “allegedly” knocking down Brooke Shields. Shit, what the hell? I’m pretty sure he “accidently” bumped her down, it was a friggin’ afterparty for the Met’s Costume Gala. Headbutts are the new black, you know…