stop and smell the roses…



because life gets a little cray, when your typing away! 

Monica is…feeling a lot better.


I was having a rough few days. Life was kicking my ass. I was blank & felt like poo. Well…I was actually recovering from seeing Lindsay Lohan on ANOTHER cover of a magazine. Seriously, how the hell is she still getting covers? I swear to God, she is always on a magazine cover, promoting what? I was excited to see my NYLON magazine only to dry heave in disgust. GAAAH! She was on the 10th anniversary edition. What a load of shit…Why could they have put Helena Christensen, who even at 40 is 800 times hotter & more relevant than skin & bones Lohan. I gots no love for this dumb girl anymore…she’s on the x-communicated list now with Rihanna. Celebrity letdowns.

Lohan————————-> patoey patoey!


ms. helena——————-> yum yum


Monica is…wondering who is out there?


Its only been since Feb. 28th that I’ve started this blog, & already I’ve heard from truly encouraging & funny people who share or can relate to my silly observations. Thanks a million. Subscribe, leave comments & have fun with it since I’m having a blast myself. I will try to keep poking fun at life.