Monica is…feeling a lot better.

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I was having a rough few days. Life was kicking my ass. I was blank & felt like poo. Well…I was actually recovering from seeing Lindsay Lohan on ANOTHER cover of a magazine. Seriously, how the hell is she still getting covers? I swear to God, she is always on a magazine cover, promoting what? I was excited to see my NYLON magazine only to dry heave in disgust. GAAAH! She was on the 10th anniversary edition. What a load of shit…Why could they have put Helena Christensen, who even at 40 is 800 times hotter & more relevant than skin & bones Lohan. I gots no love for this dumb girl anymore…she’s on the x-communicated list now with Rihanna. Celebrity letdowns.

Lohan————————-> patoey patoey!

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ms. helena——————-> yum yum

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One thought on “Monica is…feeling a lot better.

  1. gordonwest says:

    Yes. Yes. Yes to Helena. She still looks as hot as she did sand encrusted in Chris Isaak’s video 50 years ago.

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