Monica is…amazed Barnum cookies still exist.

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I had this as a quick snack earlier & was deliciously satisfied. I saw these at the market the other day & forgot about them since grade school. They still come in a nifty box with rope so that you may look completly riduculous carrying them around other grownups at your local Starbucks. I admit I was a little embarrassed at first to unleash the box, but felt better after receiving 5 or 6 comments about how much they forgot about them too & wanted to buy some. Rite-aid next door may have sold out that day.

Monica is…gonna start reading Hobo Magazine.

hobo

Saw this the other day at my usual magazine stand. Very compelling. Must read later when i’m feeling hobo-y.

Monica is…on a expensive tuna kick.

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For the past week & half, I had a craving for all things tuna. I had somehow weened myself off of it when I had a bad batch, but I decided to treat myself the other day. I had been eating twigs & berries to save money but I just can’t take it anymore. My co-workers & I have exhausted our Trader Joes’s mystery packs & hate it when one of those good ideas at the market taste like crap at lunch. I looked into this lunch special at this sushi place by my job, and oh man soo amazing. Its deliciously spicy, fresh buttery tuna on a bed of greens and rice for $12 bucks. An order really meant for 2 people but I hungrily ate that shit as if I was never going to eat well again. I instantly though to myself “How the hell are you going to afford to eat this again for lunch?” I had a panicked moment like a drug fiend searching for a way in to more crack. I knew now I’d have to have it once a week. I briefly related to those damn druggies at the motel next to my apartment. Thinking… “Is this how they feel when they have their goods?” Only for a second, then realized it was only tuna. Damn, fine tuna. So tonight as a reward for enduring another awful day at work, I ordered my spicy tuna tray & waited patiently. While I waited, a silent, older, couple sat in front of me. They too had an amazing spread of rolls & sushi, yet they sat silent not even looking at each other. That’s fucking sad. I have this thing with dinner mutes. How could you not have fun eating? You have to be a complete square not to have anything to talk about. Fuck I’d make some shit up just so I didn’t look pathetic to the other people eating. Geez nobody wants to sit next to a table like that. You start feeling to guilty about the great time your having. Yeech…The milk has gone sour in that relationship.

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Monica is…wondering who is out there?

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Monica is…a nerd by association.

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Last night from work I settled into my usual routine: pj uniform, cup of joe, watch my DVR stories & of course read the gossip from the day. I was enjoying my vege-fest & decided to take a cat nap since I was getting a bad case of the sleepytimes. Naps usual turn into hours of unpleasant sleep since I was always over do it & wake up feeling like I slung a few drinks. But this time I was awoken by my boyfriend at around 11:30pm to watch a movie. I rolled over rather disgruntled & payed no mind. Then he said “No you have to get up we’re watching Watchmen, remember?” Damn. I had forgotten that our good friend had previously purchased these tickets & only remembered them until now. I was soo warm I didn’t want to drag my ass out of bed, but oh well off we went. I figured this was going to be a typical gathering of 20  to 30 somethings, geeky, mostly men, & dressed up like the characters—— Yep, just as I had suspected. Just standing in the line with half of these guys made me sulk inside. I wanted to see this movie since its a great story based on a comic, but geez I’m not hard-core with this comic shit. I would never agree to watching a movie this late for “opening date” again. EVER. The monstrosities of nerd outfits were increasingly too much for my fashion sensitive eyes. Noooo! The giggles during the sex scenes were so lame & rolled my eyes in disgust. I truly believe half of these boys hadn’t actually seen a boob, so dear lord please watch this movie at a normal hour & don’t agree to these ridiculous show times. Stay tucked in.